Miss Bailey has had to learn some life lessons as of late and Mr. Real Estate and I hope we have started to impart some wisdom on her. We are keeping our fingers crossed that we have not screwed her up to much. This is Bailey's top 6 life lessons as of late.
1. why can't i play Tennis in heels
ME:who said you can't?
MRE: Because it is impractical to run. If you want to be a tennis star like Dora you need to have on tennis shoes.
2. I want to go potty outside
MRE: go for it........
Me: Laddies don't us the restroom outside.... If you are not a lady you can't have tea party's or dress like a princes.
3.can i be naked
ME/MRE: If you want but you might get cold, chapped, burnt, hurt, not allowed in public and a number of other reasons.
4.why do i need to wash my hair
Me: Because if you don't other kids will not play with you because you are smelly.
5. Can we save the worms on the driveway
ME: yes it's good for your karma whatever you put out will come back.
6. Why am I in Time out
MRE and ME: Because when i ask you to do something or to stop doing something it is not a request.
we shall see if any of our wisdom sticks or even if it is good wisdom to pass on.
