No you didn't Girl!

I am going to start a new segment in my blog and once a week post called "no you didn't girl". Basically all "no you didn't girl" is a way to bitch it out about a person doing something rude, Stupid, inconsiderate or a man just being a man. I got the idea from my favorite show on satellite radio. The topics will not all be mine and because i have had a crazy week we are doing 5 today. Only two of the 5 happen to be me.

1. If you tell the TSA you don't want the body x-ray and to go ahead and pat you down don't try to Bully the person into it. NO means NO get out your wand and get to work.

(this is a "no you didn't at it's best)

2. If you are worried because a family member got a boob job don't call other people to ask about it! If you are truly concerned you call the person or ask the person you got the info from. When you bring in other people to talk about it then it's gossip and gossip shows a lack of concern.

(no you didn't)

3. Always flush in a public bathroom so the next person that comes in dose not have to see what you left behind.

(a man was talking about this one! I can only imagine.....)

4. Don't ride the bus if you are going to make comments about how people on the bus smell.

(no you didn't girl)

5. If you want green beer a few days before St. Patrick's understand that most bars will not have it available. It is not a reason to scream and yell at the bartender and ask for a manger.

(no you didn't girl)

I think you need a little Jesus

So today is Ash Wednesday and being the good Catholic i am embracing the season of lent. I have decided to do two different things for lent this year and one of them is to take Bailey to mass every Sunday. Last year i also took bailey to mass every Sunday but we could only stay for 15 min. You may ask why only 15 min? Well the fact that as soon as we walked into the church she would act like a demon may be why. No joke Father knew her by name by the end of lent because she was always walking out as he was walking in to do mass. This year i hope we can make it to the first reading at least. Bailey has been out of control as of late and i always tell her i think she needs a little Jesus to pull herself together. So maybe making it to the speaking part of mass will help give her a little Jesus.

On a different note and sort of a selfish note i have always had this j-crew/Ralph Lauren idea of being that good looking family at mass like the Kennedy's. In truth i feel in my family i am the only one that can hold up this look for now. I let Bailey pick out her own cloths so i more then likely have a wonder pet or a princess with me. As for Mr. Real Estate he is a good looking man but he often dose open houses on Sundays. Also my mom would tell me story's about when she was a girl she would go shopping with my grandma and Gammie after mass dressed to the nines including little white gloves. I would love to do that with Baily but she is not interested at this time. So I will have to put this idea on hold for the time being!

The phone, the phone is ringing

For the past few weeks every time my phone rings and Bailey is in range she sings "the phone the phone is ringing" it is a line from every episodes of Wonder Pets. Bailey loves the duck on the show that has a lisp. I think the ducks name is Ming. I don't know why but the lisp the duck has gets on my nerves. That being said i like the duck costume so much more then the princess dresses she would have to put on every day. I wonder what she will dress up as next these costumes don't hold up well.

The one must have for the Monette yet to be named!

The Phil and Ted
This bad boy is worth the money! Bailey likes this as well so it works out! Check out the website http://philandteds.com/

Top 10 things that happen in February 2011!

10. Southwest has a non-stop to DC and NYC!
9. The temp in MN was above 40 for more then 1 day!
8. Mr. Real Estate let me order my own Valentines day gift!
(for us this is the way to go a 100%)
7. The creepy picture of Jesus found a new home!
(congratulations Murphy Family I know you will take good care of him)
6. The Real House Wives of Miami
5. slow melt Popsicle's
4. Coconut water is now sold at the airport
3. My vintage dress is finished being restored
2. Bailey is over sponge bob
1. our new Love Sac (this may be the best thing ever)

Showering alone a luxury or a right?

I don't know if this is strange or not but Bailey freaks out if i shower and don't let her do her makeup in the bathroom at the same time. Before the makeup she would sit on the potty and before that she just wanted in the bathroom. It is so nice to not get a 100 question while you shower so showering alone is now my great luxury! My luxury for years was Kate Spade and Christian Louboutin shoes, oh how time changes you. I always thought privacy in the bathroom was a right..... I was wrong!

This is why I love the Hoff

You can thank me for this later!