Sitting in the airport in STL

I am sitting in the airport in St. Louis delayed for a life time so i am drinking drinks made from exotic juices with shots of rum and eating mexican food. The women sitting next to me was writing a blog and i asked her what she was writing about and she made a list of 30 things no one knew about her. She said it was hard because most people know alot about you so I thought i would try................

1. I love the taste of Vegemite!

( I cant find it in MSP)

2. I have been looking for a pillow like the one i had in collage for about a year. Bailey puked all over the old one. I Have not slept as well since it has been gone.

3. I have like 6 different deodorants

4. I hate the sound of people chewing gum.

5. It drives me crazy when people don't speak English correctly.

( my mom killed me with that, I cant take it)

6. I like popcorn more then any one can know

7. until Bailey came wally (the dog) slept in my bed every night with his head on a pillow.

8. I go to church a lot

9.

I want an i-pad so much but i don't think i have a use for it because i have a kindle, mac book pro, Black Berry, and an i-pod. i still want one so bad i dream about them at night.

10. I don't like shredded meat.

11. I hate the taste of ham and i want bailey to dis like ham as well.

12. i like to get pedicures at the airport!

13. I have 30 i-tune movies and all but 5 of them are for Bailey she travels all the time.

14. If i ware an outfit to a funeral i never put it on again (just realized that one)

15. I bite my nails when i am board

16. i love to play wii but not by myself

17. when i am at a bar by myself people always talk to me even when i give the don't talk to me vibe.

18. I think the story of us is the best movie ever ( most people have never seen it)

19. when i was a swim coach i shaved some of my boy's legs outside in a large group

20. I can't think of 30 things

Making the world more beautiful one gay man at a time!

This group of men may as well be my ex boyfriends because i have had more ex boyfriends come out as gay then any other women I know. Most of them were boys i dated in high school, but still most women can't say this has happen to them. After talking to my GH (gay husband) about this i figured out why i always liked gay men and why they like me (as BFF's)

1. I like clean men

2. I like well dressed men

3. I like men that like to read and discuss books.

4. I like french food

5. i love cloths

6. i like men who will gossip about gossip magazines

7. I like men who wax the brows

8. I like manie/peddie buddies

9. I wanted a shopping buddy

10. I like men that drink fun and umbrella drinks.

11. I wanted a man that loves the questions in the back of Vanity Fair

12. I love Hand Bags

13. I like to spend money and don't feel bad about it.

After relating this list to me i wonder how i ever met a non gay man men!

But i gave the world a hand full of the most amazing gay men the world has to offer! The partners of these men should thank me!

A spa in the airport

Today I have found a new love for southwest airlines! Southwest has a spa in it's St. Louis Terminal. Nothing is better then a message at 8 a.m. when you have had a long week in a stinky city. If you are ever in this spa ask for Ella she is a dream!

grocery store Feet

I love flip flops more then any women can love a shoe. They have all the things a great shoe can offer open air, comfort, utility, ability to mach many outfits, and so much more. Yet yesterday at my brothers baseball game i was reminded of the one thing I don't like about flip flops "grocery store feet". You may ask what are grocery store feet? I will tell you they are the bottom of you feet being so dirty you look like you walked around the grocery store with no shoes on. It is the one thing that gross me out after a night out with flip flops on to see black dirt come off my feet in the shower. If any of you have ideas to keep your feet clean in flip flops let me know. The perfect flip flop would keep your feet clean.

Only in Iowa

Only in Iowa would it be ok to deep fry all vegetables. In Burlington at the Catfish Bend Inn and spa they have a deep fried salad. I know you all want to come on my exotic travels. Next time i am going to get the corn............
Also if I do say so myself all the people in Iowa are super tall. I don't get how they grow like that, maybe it is the food.

I want some new shoes

I want these Jimmy Choo's

I Love Denver]

I miss my home state and wish i could come back for good! Oh Denver why do you have to be so perfect?