After 6 weeks of being a mother of two i am back to the real world. I wanted my first blog back to be the top 10 things i have learned over the past 6 weeks, because it has been eye opening......
10. Boys are little men from day one
9. Having your two year old tell people at target she has to go home and pump her boobs is priceless.
8. Rocking a one piece swimsuit is not as old women as i thought....
(My stomach is not ready for the world)
7. I love infomercials and for my next job i would like to be the star of one!
6. Mr. Real Estate can only stay home alone with two kids for 11 min without freaking.
5. My hair dresser is a god for letting me bring one of my spawn with me when i come in so i don't look homeless.
4. flying with 2 kids was not hard at all. I just had more stuff.
3. shopping online should be outlawed after 3 a.m.
2. I am truly thankful for the MN nice because a MN man will always open a door, grab your cart as it rolls away at target, help you fold a stroller at security and hand you a 20.00 you just dropped.
1. Two children is better then one!
