Friday, June 25, 2010

A new fave all should try

The new Fave all around is the Jeremiah Weed! Mix it with lemonade and water you will be transported to Savanna GA sitting on a porch in a rocking chair and feeling a nice breeze on your face.


Also i would like to add do not make your own at a restaurant or they may get mad!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Nap Time is my new happy hour...........

Brian and i have made nap time our new happy hour on saturdays. We have a few appetizers and drinks and sit on the deck. It is like the days before children when you could start drinking before 10 a.m.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Do I like Tea or just the idea of tea?

I don't know if I like hot tea or just the idea of drinking hot tea. I feel a pro con list coming on so i can see the light on this dilemma i have on my hands.


Pro
the cool cup
tea pot sound
fruity flavor teas
High tea with champagne (with my mom)
The feeling of holding a steamy cup and good book



Con
stains teeth
Makes me pee about 100 times per cup
after taste of Earl gray
Tea bags are messy in the trash
taste of most tea hot(i like most tea cold)



As you can see the jury is still out on my relationship with hot tea. Can you spice it up with liquor? I will have to ask someone English if that is ok!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010


I Think this sums up the way Bailey and i feel about one and other today! If she would just sit on the potty our lives would not be full of wee and poop. Serenity Now................

Why is it that once the kids get the whole potty thing they still don't want to do it all the time. It really gets on your last nerve some to have a person that poops in her pants yelling no about sitting on the potty and then poop on the floor and want an M&M.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Sitting in the airport in STL

I am sitting in the airport in St. Louis delayed for a life time so i am drinking drinks made from exotic juices with shots of rum and eating mexican food. The women sitting next to me was writing a blog and i asked her what she was writing about and she made a list of 30 things no one knew about her. She said it was hard because most people know alot about you so I thought i would try................
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1. I love the taste of Vegemite!
( I cant find it in MSP)

2. I have been looking for a pillow like the one i had in collage for about a year. Bailey puked all over the old one. I Have not slept as well since it has been gone.

3. I have like 6 different deodorants
4. I hate the sound of people chewing gum.

5. It drives me crazy when people don't speak English correctly.
( my mom killed me with that, I cant take it)

6. I like popcorn more then any one can know

7. until Bailey came wally (the dog) slept in my bed every night with his head on a pillow.

8. I go to church a lot


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I want an i-pad so much but i don't think i have a use for it because i have a kindle, mac book pro, Black Berry, and an i-pod. i still want one so bad i dream about them at night.

10. I don't like shredded meat.

11. I hate the taste of ham and i want bailey to dis like ham as well.

12. i like to get pedicures at the airport!

13. I have 30 i-tune movies and all but 5 of them are for Bailey she travels all the time.

14. If i ware an outfit to a funeral i never put it on again (just realized that one)

15. I bite my nails when i am board

16. i love to play wii but not by myself

17. when i am at a bar by myself people always talk to me even when i give the don't talk to me vibe.

18. I think the story of us is the best movie ever ( most people have never seen it)

19. when i was a swim coach i shaved some of my boy's legs outside in a large group

20. I can't think of 30 things




Monday, April 19, 2010

Making the world more beautiful one gay man at a time!

This group of men may as well be my ex boyfriends because i have had more ex boyfriends come out as gay then any other women I know. Most of them were boys i dated in high school, but still most women can't say this has happen to them. After talking to my GH (gay husband) about this i figured out why i always liked gay men and why they like me (as BFF's)

1. I like clean men
2. I like well dressed men
3. I like men that like to read and discuss books.
4. I like french food
5. i love cloths
6. i like men who will gossip about gossip magazines
7. I like men who wax the brows
8. I like manie/peddie buddies
9. I wanted a shopping buddy
10. I like men that drink fun and umbrella drinks.
11. I wanted a man that loves the questions in the back of Vanity Fair
12. I love Hand Bags
13. I like to spend money and don't feel bad about it.

After relating this list to me i wonder how i ever met a non gay man men!

But i gave the world a hand full of the most amazing gay men the world has to offer! The partners of these men should thank me!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

A spa in the airport

Today I have found a new love for southwest airlines! Southwest has a spa in it's St. Louis Terminal. Nothing is better then a message at 8 a.m. when you have had a long week in a stinky city. If you are ever in this spa ask for Ella she is a dream!