What happen to my baby?

I have been dealing with some test of wills over the past few weeks and it is hard. All i can think about when Bailey gets mad and throws a fit is what happen to my baby. You can't help but think to yourself they grow up way to fast.

When they are 6 weeks old you want them to sleep throw the night and not nap all day. When they are 18 months old you think what happen to that second nap. I love my toddler but i also miss my baby.

I could take my baby to a restaurant or Target without WWIII because of something like eating Blue, yellow and green wax. I could take my baby to the mall without the passenger in the stroller trying to jump out on me. But i will say my toddler is loving and funny with a lot of spunk. It will be a few years until we can take Mo Mo as she calls herself now to Mortens but it will happen.

All and all i miss my baby but my toddler is a star.

drinking at 11:30 in the A.M.

I have had a long not so hot week at work. So today at 11:30 I thought to myself i would like to have a can of Sparkling Wine from down under so i did. I did the classy thing and drank it out of a straw while watching the past 2 weeks of the view (i love Elisabeth Hasselbeck).

Some people may think this is a little on the trashy side and i say you are wrong!

1. caned wine is better for the environment

2. the View helps me learn about all different peoples "view"of our world

3.look at the awards my wine has won ( i like the

green can)

4. I ate cucumber tea sandwiches with my

sparkling wine, that alone is classy.

all and all i push you all to try the caned sparkling wine it will change your life.

How to look sexy and sit on the pot?

I don't know what the title has to do with this post but i thought it was funny. i can only say for me personally people using the bathroom is not sexy. I know some people have some strange things they dig but come on, this should not one. The thought alone makes me want to shower until tuesday.

I more or less put this picture up because every time i go to the bathroom so dose Bailey. It would be nice to go alone some time and not have a small person trying to put toilet paper in the pot while I'm on it. This whole potty training thing is going to kill me i want to pee without help. Also i am over cleaning out the Bailey potty. They need to sell a self cleaning little person potty.

Death to the dust buster

About every two weeks Brian gets on an out of control cleaning kick. So we clean our house from top to bottom and the entire time he tells me how good it will make me feel (I never feel any different at the end). But today Brian hit a new low and in the end i felt some what irritated with him.

He gave me the dust buster and asked me to get the gaps between the rocks on the fireplace. I thought he was joking but he was not one bit. So i spent 2hr dust busting the rocks that make up our fireplace. I have never felt like i was wasting so much time in my life. When i felt the job was done Brian came to "check" my work. He thought i should get a rag and tooth brush to wipe it down. I then started to laugh but still did it for Brian. (by the way we keep a clean house all the time so nothing is dirty)

When i got done with my job Brian came and asked me how i felt. I looked at him and said i feel like i just used a dust buster on rocks then cleaned them with a tooth brush. He then said so you feel good! I may have to brake the dust buster and the small tools that come with it.

For the love of soup

I am in morning today because Campbells has discontinued my favorite flavor of soup in hand soup Potato. At only 100 calories it was so filling and warmed my sole. I first became a fan in 2004 just 2 weeks after it was released. It walked me throw the last 6 years with love and will be so missed.

Today i have spent the better part of an hr calling around so i can buy what is left in stores. I have only found 2. It is truly a sad day at the Monette's and a sad day for potato loving Americans.

Holy Cow

Some times i feel the need to drop the F-bomb. I know i can't in front of my kid so these are a list of some of the faux bad words I like to use..........

holy Cow

Cheese and Rice

Fricken

What the F (this one is Brian's)

Donkey (like you are acting like a donkey)

I assume some of my friends have better faux bad words and i would love to know them because i can only say you are such a donkey so often. Also maybe some more hip ways to blow off verbal steam.

Finely a shirt that promotes my favorite things. If only they had added wine and mexican food. Way to go Forward Montana i will sport this shirt with pride.

Matt and Jess way to go!

http://www.forwardmontana.org/